pineapple-dildos:

catgirlfemboy:

teathattast:

June 27^th

huffylemon:

June 6^th

fuddlyduddly:

memorycycle:

hey girl wanna come back to my place and chew on the ethernet cable

Originally posted by sharkboyrostrum

November 18^th

probablyafaggot:

me every day, beginning A Task: agony! despair! woe! every moment on this wretched earth is filled with suffering! death! death! death!

ten minutes later: man, i’m so glad i washed the dishes & i was so normal about it

November 18^th

jorgenotfound-deactivated202304:

October 12^th

dankmemeuniversity:

October 7^th

foone:

arirna:

Sounds like someone needs PawSense!

It’s a piece of software from the windows 95 days that just watches what you’re typing, and if too many keys are pressed at once (like if a cat is walking on your keyboard), it locks the screen until you confirm you’re human.

Amazingly, it’s still updated. I bought a copy a couple years ago and confirmed it still works on windows 10 and my roommate’s cat, SCSI.

October 5^th

tmmyhug:

ALT

October 5^th

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit:

Wet beast wednesday IF you even care

October 5^th

I regret looking back at my December 2012 posts, aka when I first started using tumblr lmao I was such a dork

October 4^th